Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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