I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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