Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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