Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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