DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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