i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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