i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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