When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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