Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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