All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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