are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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