1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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