what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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