It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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