sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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