bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.