I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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