I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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