Ambien. No doubt about it.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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