so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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