I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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