then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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