Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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