I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
There are leaves in my underwear?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
