do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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