Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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