Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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