how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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