I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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