Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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