we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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