Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
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Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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