I bet he comes in French.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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