Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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