i think i have herpe
just one?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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