my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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