So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
ttyl tear gas
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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