you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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