oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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