Slut skills are useful in every country.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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