i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
