Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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