Non-Jews are for practice
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
When are your genitals available?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.