when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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