ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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