Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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