and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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