why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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