How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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