LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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