Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
