this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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