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i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
the liver wants what the liver wants
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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