I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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