She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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