Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
you're hired as official boob wrangler
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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